he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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