In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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