Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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