And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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