Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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