Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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