I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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