Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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