So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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