what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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