no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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