I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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