tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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