I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Small penises have feelings too.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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