I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
