I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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