Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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