I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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