if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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