And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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