Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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