maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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