I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
