i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
