He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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