We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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