For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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