About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Randomize
