Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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