Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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