Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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