Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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