Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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