Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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