He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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