batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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