walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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