I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
