I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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