she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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