There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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