Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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