You really coming over, don't trick.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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