i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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