playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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