I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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