You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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