I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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