4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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