i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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