i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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