The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
