my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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