In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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