Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
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