Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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