drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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