Where is the hickey?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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